IAN HAWKEY on covering Ba#celona…the singing nuns of Ougadougou…and don’t mention the Waugh Have you ever worked in a profession other than football?...
CHRIS BASCOMBE of the Daily Telegraph on having to praise Hamilton Ricard…digital incest…and a Royle ban Have you ever worked in a...
The Mail on Sunday’s BOB CASS on missing bums at Darlington…oh dear Cantona… and an Eye-talian lady thinking he was Charles Bronson...
RORY SMITH of The Times on being mistaken for a drugs trafficker in Chile…why Ian Herbert grew a beard in 17 minutes…and...
Daily Telegraph columnist ALAN SMITH on the Crazy Gang…Sam Wallace pressing all the right buttons…and Leicester’s lovely pork pies. Have you ever...
BARRY FLATMAN, taking a trip along memory lane, on being called Colin…Chairman Ken going down…and a Big Apple hair-dryer from Fergie Your...
TOM HOPKINSON of the People on packing Hula Hoops and Hobs Nobs…the missing dentist’s chair…and no Kidding, looking like Ronaldo Your first...
TONY BANKS of the Daily Express on mixing up the Laudrups…upsetting Harry of Romford Market…and drinking with Scottish oilmen in Qatar… Your...
Daily Mirror columnist STEVE ANGLESEY on undercooking Spear of Destiny’s chips…an un-matey deputy sports editor…plus a loud argument, noisy sex and deep...
LEE CLAYTON, the Daily Mail head of sport, on a laptop swimming in Diet Coke…Bradley Wiggins’ sideburns…and trying to be Alvin Martin...